Spacetimes. Not to be confused with space-time.

This is the revisionist version of my astronaut.

Ringleader. Ringmaster. Ring-around-the-rosie.

I love the circus SO much. I love it so much. I will know I have true love someday when my significant male counterpart takes me to the circus. And he will like it. But not as much as he likes me.

She's not even as scary as I could have made her. She's just cute. But I love fun circuses and scary ones and so maybe someday I'll do a Today I Am Goes Goth. Because that would be kind of sweet.

Because we can.

Or rather, because I can. To celebrate finally ordering business cards with this image on them, I also decided to launch my first shirt.

It was encouraging that people hadn't seen this image, and they thought it was pretty hilarious when they did. So I thought I would put it on a shirt. The end.

The image:

The shirt is at this link: THIS IS THE SHIRT!