It just gets weirder

So last night I had this dream about this giant spider. I really, really hate spiders. A lot. So when I google-image-searched "spider" so I could get the anatomy sort of right, I almost barfed all over my mom's iPad because those things are just not right. So many legs. So hairy. So eeeeeevillllll.

But this is essentially what happened in my dream. I proudly present, My Story About the Guy With a Spider, in Two Parts.