This is real life

Although I'm happy to say that, while I sometimes feel like this, my hair has never actually quite gotten to that level of terrifying.

I can't vouch for the rest of it, though.

Tomorrow (today) I'll scan this and it won't just be a sketchy picture from my phone. But in the meantime, fellow insomniacs, enjoy.

And don't stay up too late wondering exactly what it is The Happy Insomniac is so pleased about...